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man walks into a bar...

A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a basketball player.

They start to talk, and eventually, go back to his place.

They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.

On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK. "What's that?" the lady questions.

"Oh, I wear this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me."

Then the man takes off his pants, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that Says NIKE.

"What's that?" the lady questions again" . Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when
this tattoo is seen on TV."

Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.

You didn't tell me you had AIDS!" the lady screams.

"No, no! Calm down,"! The man replies. "This will say ADIDAS in a minute.