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Nobody is perfect!

1.    - Nobody is perfect!

      - I'm nobody, and therefore I'm perfect!

2.    -   If I save time, when do I get it  back?

     - Take my advice, I don't use it anyway

3.   -  Can you do anything that other  people can't?

      - Sure, I can read  my handwriting..

       4. War  doesn't determine who's right.

    War determines who's LEFT...

5.       Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.

6.   A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where  train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station... 

What more can I say.

7.       If it's true that we are here to help others,

    then, what  exactly are  the others here for?

8.       - Should women have children after 35?

      - No, 35 children are more then enough.

9.       Living on Earth may be expensive...

    but it includes an annual FREE trip around the Sun..

10.   Your future depends on your dreams...

      So  - go to sleep! !</span>

11.  ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY!

    So what ? Who's in a hurry  ?

12.    Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop

13.        A good discussion  is like a miniskirt:

      Short enough to pertain interest

      and long enough to cover the subject

14.  :A drunk was hauled  into court

      - Mister, the judge began,

        you've been brought here for drinking....

      - Great, the drunk exclaimed.

        When  do we get started?

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