1. - Nobody is perfect!
- I'm nobody, and therefore I'm perfect!
2. - If I save time, when do I get it back?
- Take my advice, I don't use it anyway
3. - Can you do anything that other people can't?
- Sure, I can read my handwriting..
4. War doesn't determine who's right.
War determines who's LEFT...
5. Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.
6. A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station...
What more can I say.
7. If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
8. - Should women have children after 35?
- No, 35 children are more then enough.
9. Living on Earth may be expensive...
but it includes an annual FREE trip around the Sun..
10. Your future depends on your dreams...
So - go to sleep!
So - go to sleep!!</span>
11. ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY!
So what ? Who's in a hurry ?
12. Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop
13. A good discussion is like a miniskirt:
Short enough to pertain interest
and long enough to cover the subject
14. :A drunk was hauled into court
- Mister, the judge began,
you've been brought here for drinking....
- Great, the drunk exclaimed.
When do we get started?