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Lamborghini

A Jewish man buys a Lamborghini. However, after buying it, he feels a bit guilty, so he goes to the Rabbi of the Orthodox synagogue in his town and asks for a Mezuzah for the Lamborghini.

"You want a Mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks.

"It's a Lamborghini," the man replies.

"What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.

"A car, an Italian sports car."

"What? That is blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want a Mezuzah for a sports car? Go to the Conservatives!"

Well, the man is disappointed but he waits a few days and finally goes to the Conservative Rabbi and asks for a Mezuzah.

"You want a Mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks.

"It's a Lamborghini," the man replies.

"What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.

"A car, an Italian sports car."

"What? That is blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want a Mezuzah for a sports car? Go to the Reform!"

Again, the man feels guilty and disappointed but finally he breaks down and goes to the Reform Rabbi.

"Rabbi," he asks, "I'd like a Mezuzah for my Lamborghini."

You have a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.

"You know what it is?" says the man.

"Of course", says the Rabbi, "it's a fantastic Italian sports car. What's a Mezuzah?"
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