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THE UGLY BUS

-----Original Message-----

-----A bus carrying only very ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.


They then get to meet their Maker, and because of the grief they have experienced the Maker decided to grant them one wish each, before they enter paradise.

They are all lined up and the Maker asks the first one what the wish is. " I want to be gorgeous," and so the Maker snaps his fingers and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says " I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of his fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while, but when the Maker is only halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only about ten people left the guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, the Maker reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says
"Make 'em all ugly again."
SO................


THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE.....................
CONSIDER YOURSELF

BLESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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